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If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.

You can have the best vaccines for a woman or her child, but if you can't get her to come and get them then they won't work.

If I'm paying money to come to see you, you shouldn't look like everybody else in the crowd.

One can not be just if one is not humane.

When you act, you really have to give all of yourself, and if you're doing that purely for money, it's not healthy.

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

There is no system that is inherently moral if the participants themselves are not.

If you want to follow some good steps, it would Proverbs, all over.

I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.

If there is such a thing as a workaholic, I'm it, and that's what passes for leisure.

It's hard to say when or if we will actually arrive at that place called 'post-racial', or, better yet, post-racism.

Ensure that your script is watertight. If it's not on the page, it will never magically appear on the screen.

If I can introduce someone to something new, as is constantly happening to me, then I am elated

I don't know what happens if they get bin Laden. I'm much more interested in what happens if they don't get bin Laden.

For me, if I can design beautiful things that have the price be lower, I am thrilled.

If I don't have room for an item, I put it in warehouses.

I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.

If you see me as just the princess then you misunderstand who I am and what I have been through.

If you're a good singer, you're going to make anything sound good.

Nowadays, if you are afraid of confrontation, you are not going to do very well.

If you have love in your life, you have life.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

Even if I don't want to slow down, I'm slowing down.

In this day and age, you need a lot of patience if you are in the movie business.

In principle, if you understood the mechanisms of keeping things repaired, you could keep things going indefinitely.

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

Marriage isn't something you agree to do one day, and if things don't go right, then it's over.

If you leave your wife and you don't ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage.

I asked God if it was a sin and He didn't say anything.

If each of us is to feel that he or she is valued, this calls for more than public funding.

I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working.

If you can't return a favor, pass it on.

The thought in my mind was that I must be a good merchant. If I were a good merchant, the rest would probably take care of itself.

My forms are geometric, but they don't interact in a geometric sense. They're just forms that exist everywhere, even if you don't see them.

If you're all loaded up on love, you haven't got anywhere else to go.

I've never really thought about competing with cartoons. If it ever gets to that point, then just shoot me.

If you are going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.

If you say simply that pressures toward democracy are created by the market, I would say yes

I'd sing with Roberta Flack in a taxi if you called up and said she'd be in it.

If there was ever a man born to be a hitter it was me.

You can find love when you are famous if you are the same person you were before you were famous.

If you can provide the funding and you get the leadership, you'll have a competitive team.

I am cheerful. I don't know if I'm happy. There is a difference, you know.

The prices of all imports would rise if the dollar depreciates.

If there's one thing I discovered since I came back from hiatus, it's that you can't go backwards.

If you see the President, tell him from me that whatever happens there will be no turning back.

If you've attended the Cordon Bleu, you would know that no woman is supposed to be a chef - only men.

I don't know if I would call myself a religious human.

Any writer will be happy and good only if they know what they're doing and why they're doing it.

If we can find God only as he is revealed in nature we have no moral God.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

Relationships are hard. You're lucky if you find someone.

I wouldn't take a directing job if I didn't think it was enriching life.

Everything is nicer if you feel you're in love.

If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I'm going to be. I don't have an eating disorder.

Ultimately, if I'm really moved by something, it's going to go on the record and that's that

I'd often wondered what would I do if I were ever traded, because it happened many, many times.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

I always stay active, even if Im on vacation.

If you become great, then you can become happy. If you're happy first, it's much more difficult to be great.

The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go.

What is the point of competing for a trophy if everyone gets a trophy?

If it is made in a lab then it takes a lab to digest.

But, I'm kind of a control freak. I get really freaked out if I don't know what's going on and what's going to happen.

I could definitely see myself living back in Australia again. If I had a family, I could move back.

If you're not ready for everything, you're not ready for anything.

I can't do a film if I don't start with the writing.

If it's not American, the French won't go see it.

If I was just considered a looker and wasn't considered an actor, where would I be in 10 or 20 years from now?

A drop of water, if it could write out its own history, would explain the universe to us.

Don't make an opinion on me if you don't know nothin' about me.

If I'm not a jazz player all the time, I've at least been cued in to what I do by jazz.

Work can take on a new dimension if you know something about the artist.

If God is so powerful, can he create a rock which he cannot lift?

But if Shakespeare himself is maybe about meaning and truth, I don't know, then he is certainly about pleasure and interest, we start with pleasure and interest, but maybe eventually it gets to meaning and truth.

I would worry if people always associated me with Larry Sokolov.

No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.

If your oxygen mask drops down, it's time to take a breather!

I would pay to do what I do if I had to.

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

If I was in charge, I'd keep doing The Go-Go's forever, but it's a band, so everyone has their say.

I just hope I can get another personal best. If I can do that, I'll be satisfied.

My people would love it if I smiled more, if I was more 'approachable.'

I don't know if vocally I am so great.

If you want to have a relationship, at some point you have to let yourself get caught. That's what I did. I got caught.

There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.

Why would you want someone who is conflicted and doesn't know if they love you or not?

I think I do want to go into politics. I really, really do. And I don't know if I will.

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

You can't respect yourself if you're afraid to be who you are.

I think those autoworkers whose industry would have collapsed if the president hadn't intervened are certainly better off.

If you don't have a teacher you can't have a disciple.

I am still simple, just as if I were beginning.

I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life.

My parents encouraged thought. You'll get through life better if you learn how to think.

If you're really a rapper, you can't stop rapping.

There's no point in working if I'm not involved and interested.

If I'm going to do anything extreme, I want it to have consequences.

One thing I want you to understand is if I make a decision, it's my decision.