Karaoke Quotations

I always liked performing in front of my parents' friends. My dad bought me a karaoke machine, and I would put on a Michael Jackson song like 'Thriller,' and I would come out with, like, a hat and a jacket, and, like, moonwalk in my socks, so I was always performing.

I'm not going to deny that I enjoy a good four or five hour karaoke session. But who doesn't?

I like to talk. That's why I can't karaoke in a private room. Those types of shenanigans are only good in a public space. I got to say, though, with smartphones and instant upload of everything, our generation and definitely the next generation coming up, it's going to be hard to act a fool.

I've been singing since I could talk, pretty much. My dad was really musical and taught me how to sing harmonies and got me a karaoke machine with tape decks.

I've developed a karaoke habit. I've become a crooner.

I have a karaoke punk band called The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet.

I'm a huge karaoke person even though I have the worst singing voice. When you love doing something, who cares?

I'm a big karaoke fan and I also love Justin Bieber unashamedly.

I used to like doing karaoke until cell-phone cameras came along.

Even Karaoke needs higher standards than I can reach, so I have gone great lengths to avoid being bullied into it.

I am 'Mr. Karaoke Guy' in the car completely. I just go with it and don't care what anyone else thinks - I'm singing, man!

Music is being treated as one big karaoke machine.

I do, too, most recently while I was singing karaoke in some weird bar.

Sometimes I do need to go to karaoke, sometimes I need to relax.

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.

I used to hang out at karaoke bars all the time. It was the most fun you could have when you had no money.

I'm not the best cruise ship crooner. I'm not the best karaoke guy.

You feel like you're really a part of a movement when you're singing Journey at a karaoke bar.

New Year's Eve was always a big occasion at home with the family. Every year we would get the karaoke machine out and I'd entertain everyone, even as a young kid.

I have been called the human jukebox, yes. But karaoke is not meant for people who can sing!

You don't want me to sing. I could do a really bad karaoke scene, if I had to, but I'd probably choose to rap.

Karaoke is the great equalizer.

I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.

My go to karaoke song is 'Stars' from 'Les Mis', which is Javert's song. And it's super strange, and every time it comes on people are really weirded out, but that's what I do.

I did have a falsetto, but I only used it when I was joking around with friends or to annoy my girlfriends, or in the shower, because no one else was around. Or in college. I'd go to karaoke bars and sing Tina Turner songs in the original key.

We may do a D.J., or karaoke and even small bands maybe, but that would probably be it.

My office doubles as a karaoke den for the neighborhood. There are strobe lights and Rock Band plastic guitars, a disco ball and a fog machine and some other things. I have a really long work day, and you might find me doing karaoke by myself late at night.

We've tried different things. I run karaoke on Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays, and my overhead on that is a lot less. My basement bar is a dance club. I have a house system and I pay a DJ, but that's nothing compared to the cost of a band.

We've got one of those karaoke machines, ... and the last night we were all singing on it. We finally got Nick loosened up a little bit where he'd sing. I think finally toward the end he relaxed a little bit.

I dread karaoke. I hate karaoke. I can't sing - that is why.

We had about 1,200 people here last year at the festival. This year we have a karaoke contest and other activities geared for older children who might not want to finger paint.

I secretly love the song 'No More Tears.' It's my go-to karaoke song that I do with all my friends.

I used to do karaoke with Patrick Woolf in a karaoke box, and he would ring me up and say, 'Come down and do karaoke with me here,' and then we'd sing Kate Bush songs and get really, really emotional and theatrical in the booth.

People really liked it. They like that they can go sing somewhere that there's not smoke. Some people said they have to go to bars to sing karaoke because that's the only place to go, but now they can do this.

After Friday's premiere, you'll be able to download the lyrics for all the songs, and on Saturday, we're going to be doing a karaoke version of the film with the lyrics on the screen.

I tried to sing 'What's Going On' with Amy Winehouse once at an old cinema in the West End. There was a funk band that had members of both of our bands playing in it, but it was the worst kind of place to sing bad karaoke because everyone there was an amazing singer or musician.

Eventually I wouldn't mind getting some local bands or hosting karaoke on Thursday nights,

The best place for me is in my car, listening to my stereo. I am 'Mr. Karaoke Guy' in the car, completely. I just go with it and don't care what anyone else thinks - I'm singing, man!

Oh, I try to stay as far away from karaoke as humanly possible!

I'm going to take you to a karaoke bar tonight and get you up on stage. What song are you going to sing?

I'm really maturing into soul music. It's not my attempt or karaoke try. I feel like I really embody the music now that I am 36.

I'm very lucky that people are able to say, 'Oh, that's that Moody Blues guy!' I'm very fortunate with that. That's all. Without the songs, I think, I'd just be a pretty average karaoke singer. In the end, it comes down to the songs: the strength of the songs.

I lived in Koreatown for five years, and I lived blocks away from about seven karaoke bars.

I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

I don't think I had the aspiration to be a star growing up. I loved Madonna and Bette Midler, and I had my karaoke machine and would sing their songs.

I came from a very musical family, so I grew up singing karaoke with the family. My family said 'do this' and brought me to singing lessons. I had always been writing poems and songs.

When I go to karaoke, I'm still the worst guy there.

The Web is trivially simple - massively successful and its like Karaoke - anybody can do it.

You're always remembering songs you wanna sing except when you're actually at karaoke.

I cannot sing karaoke because it's hard and weird. If I actually tried to sing, I would probably sound good, and I think that's weird and not fun.

When you go to karaoke with a professional singer and they really start singing, there's no bigger buzzkill than that.

If our show [Carpool Karaoke] shines, then I shine. I don't ever want to come out and make anything about me. I want to make it about them, make them the best that they can be. And the whole thing is a collaboration, those carpools.

Everyone loves a good singsong, so we all do a bit of karaoke or something.

I love karaoke. I love maudlin country ballads. In another life, I'd be Loretta Lynn.

I only sing in my church choir. Except the other night, I stole the show at karaoke night.

I don't like karaoke because the mics are always so worn out. The quality of the mics is such that you're always going (screaming) "Yeah, yeah!" It's like sometimes I'm too professional to get up and do it.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

I'm a panicked karaoke participant because I am always searching for a song in the moment. I don't have my go to song. I will be driving along and I will be like, "That should be my karaoke song!" and then I forget what song it is.

I've always been frightened of karaoke, so I've never tried it. Karaoke scares the hell out of me!

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.