Punning Quotations

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

Our punning minds rejoin what logic has separated.

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.

Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it.