Sense Of Humor Quotations | Page 3

The only thing worth having in an earthly existence is a sense of humor.

Vaclav Havel had this great sense of humor. And you kind of felt that he was making a little bit fun of everything at the same time.

There are many things we can live without but a sense of humor is not one of them!

Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn’t it?

I love [Nikolai] Gogol's great eye for idiot behavior. Gogol said that life is so tragic, so stupendously sad that we'd better laugh a lot and enjoy ourselves. You either get a sense of humor going or you go under.

Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.

Have a sense of humor about life - you will need it. And be courteous.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."

I distrust all dead and mechanical formulas for expressing anything connected with human affairs and human personalities. Putting human affairs in exact formulas shows in itself a lack of the sense of humor and therefore a lack of wisdom.

You got to pay your dues to get the joke. Besides, laughter is cheap and very portable. If there's a pogrom, or they're blaming you for the plague, nothing is easier to pack than a sense of humor.

Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.

Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor.

If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies

In spite of everything, I still have my good old sense of humor.

A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.

Art Modell was a visionary, a deal-maker and a friend. And he possessed a marvelous sense of humor.

Education always continues. We all know that beauty fades, but what stays is a person's personality, their sense of humor, their wit, what they're interested in. That's what really shines.

I think you really have to tap into your sense of humor in order to survive.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

she doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one—it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are for.

Lord, give me a sense of humor so that I may take some happiness from this life and share it with others.

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.

If you really love someone, you shouldn't have to work at it, you finish each others' sentences and have the same sense of humor.

I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.

Australians, we've got a very healthy sense of humor in us. God forbid we take ourselves too seriously so it's kind of a cultural trait.

There," Zoë suggested."By the Embarcadero Building." "Good thinking," Chuck said. "Me and Hank can blend in with the pigeons." We all looked at him. "Kidding," he said. "Sheesh, can't a statues have a sense of humor?

No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.

If we don't have a sense of humor, we lack a sense of perspective

I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally.

I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore.

I like girls with a good sense of humor.

An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.

The people you like when you meet them and while you know them, and the people you remember fondly, are invariably people who have a sense of comedy, not just a sense of humor.

My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as the whole intent of the universe.

One loses everything when one loses one's sense of humor.

Whenever I indulge my sense of humor, it gets me into trouble.

Have a sense of humor to break the tension in times of great toil.

And we all vied, in saving face, to be the greatest student of human nature, the person with the quickest sense of humor.

I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]

When humor go's, there go's civilization.

Love, like a sense of humor, is now claimed by everyone even though Love, like a sense of humor, is rather more rare than not, and to most of us poor muddlers unbearable at full strength.

and he would probably not agree with my conviction that a sense of humor is the main measure of sanity. But who can say for sure? Humor is a very private thing.

A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.

A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

Dr. [Martin Luther] King was a human being. He had a sense of humor which was wonderful.

When you lose your sense of humor, get a job running an elevator, because your life will be a series of Ups and Downs anyway.

A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.

If I did not have a sense of humor, I would have long ago killed myself.

Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into a computer, honest figures come out. Never doubted it myself till I met a computer with a sense of humor.

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

A gentle sense of humor will be alert to detect anything that savors of a pious 'act' on the part of the penitent.

The first prerequisite of an advanced being is a sense of humor.

You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you down.

Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.

It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not paying me for a joke, You're paying me for the right joke.

Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.

Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.