I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
Very few people ever meet celebrities. All we really know is what we read about them and the most memorable lines are jokes. That's how we tend to define what we think of a public figure.
If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.