Robert Orben Year Quotations

The Playboy calendar this year has some tip-top models. Any more top and they'd tip.

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.

The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.