Zach Galifianakis Looks Quotations

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.

'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.