David Sedaris Life Quotations

It's unrealistic to live your life within such strict parameters.

I can't promise I'll never kill anyone again," he once said, strapping a refrigerator to his back. "It's unrealistic to live your life within such strict parameters

I don't think my life is more interesting than anybody else's.

I've always had a way with the little people, making it a point to humor them without looking down my nose at their wasted empty lives.

I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.