David Sedaris Time Quotations

I love 'Glee.' I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it okay to cry.

Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth.

I sometimes read books on my iPad.

Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive.

Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.