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Demetri Martin Toe Quotations

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Toes Quotes

When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.
Potatoes Quotes

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.
Mosquitoes Quotes

Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.

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