Groucho Marx Good Quotations

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.