The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Always examine the dice.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
Time wounds all heels.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.