A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.
The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"
I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."