Henny Youngman Love Quotations

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.