Henny Youngman Family Quotations

My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.

My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.