During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.