I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).
Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.
Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants