Charles M. Schulz People Quotations

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.

Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable! I have standards that I have set up for liking people, and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!" "I hate myself for being so unreasonable!

People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.

I love humanity, it's people I don't like.

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.

Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded...