David Brenner Quotations

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

Walgreen can offer Peapod a number of advantages, including substantial experience in selecting and merchandising health and beauty products, and cost advantages due to our product volumes and efficiencies, ... We believe that our combined efforts in San Francisco will yield a strong consumer offering.

We have no doubt that Hillary Clinton will raise $50 million-plus, if she hasn't already,

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

When Mrs. Clinton ran for office, she promised economic growth across New York state, to bring in more than 200,000 jobs, ... She has not. We have lost jobs to outsourcing and globalization and to sending our jobs and industries to foreign countries.

We work very, very hard to find that fine line where location is meaningful enough to be interesting to an advertiser but not so intrusive that it interrupts the creative flow of the show.

We can place a product, virtually any size, in almost any location. It really depends on what the program and the video in each individual episode provides in terms of a logical or contextual background.

What we want to do is raise the bare minimum amount that will give us a large enough microphone to effectively convey our message. Unfortunately, $20 million is critical mass in terms of running an effective campaign in New York.

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when the show goes into syndication, and another product when it goes on cable.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

Friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

Together, HalfthePlanet.com and the Abilities Fund will help entrepreneurs with disabilities through every step of the start-up process.

I said, 'How would you like to be in one place? He said, 'What place?' I could have said, 'Des Moines.

This is the first time anyone has been able to look at the cancer risk associated with single alpha particles going through cells, and what we saw was the effects were in fact rather less than expected,

Its probably lower than that, but I doubt very much it's zero, ... It's a large number of Americans dying each year.

The bar has been raised for both Chicago teams.

These particles can damage the cells in the lining of our lungs and produce lung cancer.

I'm a bit below the radar, but my message will get out,

You weren't doing a Cher thing. This wasn't your 12th farewell tour.