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Im Sorry Quotes

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
Funny Quotes

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
Men Quotes

One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'

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