Doug Stanhope Hate Quotations

I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did to the virus. It's sad to see 'em go. You see a thirty day chip on your buddy's key ring, it's like seeing a toe tag on his cold, stiff corpse.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.

I wish the 50 states would break up. Lose the centralised government. More choice. How do you want to live, there's 50 different ways! You hate black people? We've a state for that. You wanna have an abortion? Here's a state. I think we should just keep breaking up countries now so they become just individuals.

I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met