Jack Handy Laugh Quotations

We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.