Joan Rivers Months Quotations

I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.