Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. - Maker of the Simpsons
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?