Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ashton Irwin

Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.

Brian Tracy

You cannot eat every tadpole and frog in the pond, but you can eat the biggest and ugliest one, and that will be enough, at least for the time being.

Beth Orton

When I was really young I used to collect frog spawn. I made a pond out of an old sink and I loved to spend hours watching the frogs grow.

William Joyce

I raised frogs every spring in our house from tadpoles and by end of summer our house was overrun with frogs.

David Hare

When they speak, dead frogs fall out of their mouths.

Algernon Charles Swinburne

The tadpole poet will never grow into anything bigger than a frog.

Donnie McClurkin

It's a poor frog that doesn't praise his own pond! - Donnie McClurkin

E. B. White

Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead.

E. B. White

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.

Ricky Gervais

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

Cesar Romero

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Matt McKenna

She jokes around with you and listens to your ideas.

Brad Williams

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

Issa Rae

I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things.

Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

C. S. Lewis

You die and you die and then you are beyond death.

Bram Stoker

Denn die Todten reiten Schnell. (For the dead travel fast.)

Dave Barry

Eventually everyone has to die, except Elvis.

John Piper

God gives life and he takes life. Everybody who dies, dies because God wills that they die.

Janis Joplin

The more you live, the less you die.

William Shakespeare

To sue to live, I find I seek to die; And, seeking death, find life: let it come on.

Kurt Vonnegut

Until you die .. it's all life.

Arthur Sullivan

With this car, it's a diesel and probably gives off emissions. I'm not sure if it would pass or not.

Betty Smith

It takes a lot of doing to die.