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funny-birthday mind age
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler
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I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. Eva Gabor
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A man who views the world the same... Muhammad Ali
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. Gracie Allen
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Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. Jim Gaffigan
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If you're not getting older, you're dead. Tom Petty
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Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. Robert Southey
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny-inspirational gardening world
You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say 'I did that.' Ricky Gervais
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Generosity is the best investment. Diane von Furstenberg
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I can get ready in 10 minutes. Carolina Herrera
funny-inspirational giving done
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. Alan Perlis
funny-inspirational spring fools-day
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. Charles Lamb
funny-inspirational knowledge men
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. Arthur Conan Doyle
funny-inspirational smart writing
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. Brian Kernighan
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For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here". Ashleigh Brilliant
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Act your age, not your shoe size. Prince
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Will Rogers