Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Gracie Allen

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Jim Gaffigan

Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.

Eva Gabor

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

Muhammad Ali

A man who views the world the same...

Robert Southey

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Tom Petty

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

Carrie Snow

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Carol Burnett

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Arthur Conan Doyle

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

Edsger Dijkstra

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Albert Einstein

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

Adelle Davis

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

Danica McKellar

Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.

Meryl Streep

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.

Clifton Fadiman

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

Prince

Act your age, not your shoe size.

Will Rogers

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.