Two human loves make one divine.
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
Love has no age as it is always renewing itself.
I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance, by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
The heart of marriage is memories.
Honor, riches, marriage-blessing Long continuance, and increasing, Hourly joys be still upon you!
Grace and remembrance be to you both.
To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I ey'd, Such seems your beauty still.
I had a job interview at an insurance company once and the lady said "Where do you see yourself in five years?" and i said "Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.
A hard man is good to find.
a good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude
Hail, wedded love, mysterious law; true source of human happiness.
Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity.
The 25th anniversary of the decision ... is a call to people of good will to reflect. Now is the time for recommitment to the building of a culture of absolute respect for life.
I have heard that whoever loves is in no condition old.
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.
To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground.
True love stories never have endings.
What is there in the vale of lifeHalf so delightful as a wife;When friendship, love and peace combineTo stamp the marriage-bond divine?
Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.