Ass Quotations | Page 3

A lion may die of an ass's kick.

You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!

Work your ass off. Don't be an asshole.

If we do a sequel, I want to beat somebody's ass!

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

Pick something you love and work your ass off, no matter what people say.

The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.

If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.

A good lead-off hitter is a pain in the ass to pitchers.

My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out.

All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

Weightless is a great equalizer.

A man is but an ass Who fights in a cuirass

You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things.

Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out?

I feel more productive, mostly because I feel like my ass is on the line. Before I had kids, I would sit around, drink, I don't even know what I did with myself...

I detest limitations of any kind, and intend to establish my ass some place where I am a virgin on the police blotter.

Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.

Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

The difference between western and eastern intellectuals is that the former have not been kicked in the ass enough.

You can't spell bass without ass

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

I’m dead ass running for president in 2016.

Women have been kicking ass for centuries.

On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours.

The law is an ass, an idiot.

If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.

There's gonna be haters, but don't let them affect you, don't let them take away a part of you.

You're beautifully and wonderfully made.

If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.

Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses.

I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them.

Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart will be found an ass.

It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smart-ass.

VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.

Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working for someone else.

You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.

Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.

Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."

I have sinned against my brother the ass.

Every man who has declared that some other man is an ass or a scoundrel, gets angry when the other man conclusively shows that the assertion was erroneous.

What convinces is not necessarily true-it is merely convincing: a note for asses.

I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!

I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person.

The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass.

Life is hard to bear: but do not affect to be so delicate! We are all of us fine sumpter asses and assesses.

I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

That all you got, George?

Be loud, be pretty and keep their black-hatin' asses in their chairs

Never do an enemy a small injury.

Art is a finger up the bourgeoisie ass.

I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure

I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk.

None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.

Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?

The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.

The ass bears the load, but not the overload.

But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

A person whodoes not regard music as a marvelous creation of God, must be a clodhopper indeed and does not deserve to be called a human being; he should be permitted to hear nothing but the braying of asses and the grunting of hogs.

If anybody is getting their ass handed to them, it's not Al [Pachino]. It's coming [toward you]. I'm psychotic.

He who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass that is loaded with books.

I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.

The jawbone of an ass is just as dangerous a weapon today as in Sampson's time.

We probaly in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin, everybody kissin ass to go to heaven aint goin.

I hope you're all Republicans.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?