Housework Quotations

My mother made me do all the housework as a boy. I still do it, even in hotels.

I take pride in taking care of all the housework so that my wife, who works as a designer for Martha Stewart, won't need to sacrifice any of her leisure time when she gets home.

It's all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a woman first of all.

When men do all the outside work, they contribute on average about 10 percent of housework. But as their share of outside work falls, their share of housework rises to no more than 37 percent.

You won't do any more housework Then you go to the bin.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

Everything truly important is washable.

If a few lustful and erotic reveries make the housework go by "as if in a dream," why not?

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.

I'm a housewife: I spend far more time on housework than anything else.

I like to call myself the 'director of family and business affairs,' ... Your overall job is child care, housework -- and business.

I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate.