Ed Wynnwas an American actor and comedian noted for his Perfect Fool comedy character, his pioneering radio show of the 1930s, and his later career as a dramatic actor... (wikipedia)
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of every day - let the calendar take care of the years.
Every radish I ever pulled up seemed to have a mortgage attached to it.
A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny.