There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him for so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long.
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.
Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one