Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
I must have a drink of breakfast.