W. C. Fields Horse Quotations

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.

I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.

Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.