Will Rogers Good Quotations

There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act.

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em.

That's one good thing about wars. It takes smarter men to figure out who loses 'em than it does to start 'em.

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.

You never saw a good horse grow where a good man couldn't.

The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them.

An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.

It was the luckiest thing that ever happened to me. Betty is to blame for it all. Whatever I am or have accomplished, I owe to Betty. I ain't got no sense. My wife made me what I am. In other words -- local girl makes good in the city -- makes good man.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.

You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. My only solution would be to keep em both out one term and hire my good friend Henry Ford to run the whole thing, and give him a commission on what he saves us.

Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones?

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'