Will Rogers Work Quotations

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.

So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Don't have an ideal to work for. That's like riding towards the mirage of a lake.

A successful outcome shows what hard work, perseverance and taking advantage of your opportunities will do for you.

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.