No nation ought to be allowed to enter into a war until it's paid for the last one.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them.
A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.
Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it.
A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.