Will Rogers Politician Quotations

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

A politician is not as narrow-minded as he forces himself to be.

Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.

Be a politician; no training necessary.

You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

America has the best politicians money can buy.