Dave Attell Drunk Quotations

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.

She was drunk so I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.