Dave Attell Sex Quotations

Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one sick man, and it's up to me and a half-mexican to stop him.

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!'

Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.

If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal. And when you have sex with a horse, you know you always have a ride home.

Even now, as we speak, people are having sex with animals. And we wonder why the animals attack us.