Elayne Boosler People Quotations

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.

We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.

I like to go after the foibles, basically of beliefs that are held without question. If people still want to believe in their stuff after that, that's great - as long as they just have a chance to step back and look at it for a second. Sometimes, you don't even realize what you've been thinking for 20 years.

I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.

I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When I got my own apartment for the very first time and they came to stay with me for the weekend, I made them stay in separate bedrooms.