Evan Esar Husband Quotations

A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.

The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband.

A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him.