George Burns Sex Quotations

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.

Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.