George Carlin Hey Quotations

Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?! And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!

Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.

The person who is most a part of me is the performer, is the standup, the guy who says, "Hey look at me, listen to this!" I do that because that's what I do, I love doing it.