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At my shows you have time to relax, time to just enjoy something really dumb, time to laugh at something that's weird or unexpected and time to think. There's all sorts of things happening and it's great being able to go any way I choose at any given moment.

At this point, it's 2006, and we got our first win of 2006. It's something to kind of laugh about, but it's important for us to point this organization in the right way. ... Like I have said many times, it's not a condition; it was just a season. It's over for us.

At the end of the day, what you have to be able to do is know you're making the right decisions for the program, believing in what your vision is for the program, and you have to be able to endure a lot of criticism. But at the end of the day, you also have to be able to laugh it yourself.

Cory always had an answer for everything. We will miss your cheeky face, your wit, your laugh and your smile.

Don't look at the person next to you to see if it's okay to laugh! Just laugh people!

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he's only trying on one face after another till he finds his own

COURAGE comes out of the grace of the Lord, it needs generations of learning and struggle. Meanwhile you must start with the first step, the cleansing of the mind and the cultivation of virtue. Even if you do not start with that step, at least do not laugh at those who do and discourage them. Do at least this much!Then, do not depend upon others for doing your work like attending to your personal wants. Do it yourself; that is real freedom.

Another fresh new year is here . . .Another year to live!To banish worry, doubt, and fear,To love and laugh and give!This bright new year is given meTo live each day with zest . . .To daily grow and try to beMy highest and my best!I have the opportunityOnce more to right some wrongs,To pray for peace, to plant a tree,And sing more joyful songs!

Everything we do is very funny. The more tragic life is, the more you have to laugh at it. Sometimes people say, 'Oh, my God, you're doing a play dealing with teenage drinking and drug abuse, so it must be very serious and maudlin, and we should all be very upset by it.' But, hey, there is a lot of funny stuff that happens in life, because, though life may have a lot of tragedy in store for us, life is also very funny.

There's nothing more fun than getting in front of a packed house of people who want to hear what you've written and are attentive, enthusiastic, laugh in all the right places and seem to be having a good time.

I still don't like authority exercised without reason. But they laugh at you at Cambridge if you say that sort of thing. For them, the law is a system of rules not that different from mathematics.

I've been to screenings where people laugh at certain points and can see that they are entertained. But this movie is the furthest thing from ironic. If you are entertained, if you laugh, I hope you would ask yourself why. I would hope to make a movie in which the audience questions everything.

I use that as an excuse sometimes when people laugh at me. I say I'm a lefty, leave me alone.

I've worked with Bob Hoskins three times. We all talk the same language in a way. We just had a laugh and tried to keep things light.

I've seen this team go from a team you would laugh at to one that you have to respect. Now we're here to play the greatest game of our lives, which we will have to do to win, and try to build a dynasty.

The second game was just a lack of intensity. There's no reason we shouldn't have been putting two, three runs up every inning on that pitcher because we were on him. But then we had some lack of intensity. We're up by seven so let's laugh and joke -- and that's my fault. I've got to keep the intensity on this team.

The themes that make one laugh always stem from poverty, hunger, misery, old age, sickness, and death. These are the themes that make Italians laugh, anyway.

Sometimes I laugh when we talk. I'm 13 years older than he is. He's got a great grasp for what's going on out there. I don't think I've ever talked to a 22-year-old kid with as much of a good idea as he has.

Tension is all about, 'Why is this taking so long?' The interesting thing about that is that it's also the tension of comedy. The tension of drama and comedy is similar, and that's why usually you can get a big laugh in a really tense moment because people need that release.

Sometimes, we just laugh about it knowing that this is a scene they will talk about in 'Premiere' magazine because of its flaws in continuity. I think you have to make movies for the general public and not the details. When you get hung up on continuity, you can't keep the pace and price down. Most people simply consume a movie and they are not even aware of these errors.

Sometimes I'd laugh because he wasn't interested in my boat and I wasn't interested in his car.

People used to laugh at me when I walked around tracks trying to pass out my business card. We probably won't beat Tony Stewart, but that's not going to stop us from giving it 100 percent.

People sometimes divide others into those you laugh at and those you laugh with. The young Auden was someone you could laugh-at-with.

People get a little fed up and see their portfolio down significantly, and I always laugh to myself, because I still got paid.

Oh, friend John, it is a strange world, a sad world, a world full of miseries, and woes, and troubles. And yet when King Laugh come, he make them all dance to the tune he play.

African football officials have to take another look at the African game because the Europeans are going to laugh at us if the refereeing is like that.

African football officials have to have another look at the African game because Europeans are going to laugh at us if the refereeing is like that.

After me, everybody started drafting speed. But they used to laugh at a lot of those guys because they couldn't catch. Otto Graham once said that I had 9.1 speed and 12-flat hands, but I proved him wrong. I was the leader of the pack.

Something about not waiting for the laugh of a laugh track allows you to take lines that otherwise might be seen as just direct jokes, and make them seem realistic.

Some people laugh when they see the barn because of the TV and the air conditioner we installed. We spent a lot of time out there so we tried to be comfortable.

Some robot who never made me laugh didn't think was funny or didn't think the audience would understand. I guess that's television.

Once you can laugh at your own weaknesses, you can move forward. Comedy breaks down walls. It opens up people. If you're good, you can fill up those openings with something positive. Maybe you can combat some of the ugliness in the world.

Once you had Del say that you were good, you were good. To be able to make him laugh or impress him . . . once you got his respect, you were home free.

Now, it's not like a joke, but in a sense, it's something that we laugh about and can't believe that's what we went through.

Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh,well, I think of my sex life.

The mood of the people now is different. The people will laugh now, and that is what the authorities are most afraid of.

The moment in which you make somebody laugh, you're only doing it to make them laugh and be happy. Then afterward you can be like, 'Oh, I just want the attention. I feel so good that everybody's listening to me and I got the approval that I need.'

Days of wine and roses laugh and run away, / Like a child at play.

Coach has no rhythm. We laugh every time.

Anyone who worked with Michael knows what a great room-jarring laugh he had. He was your best audience for anything remotely funny.

Anything in this day and age, after 9/11, you just don't laugh it off anymore. Everybody knows you come to an airport, you have to play it straight.

As a poet I am not primarily concerned with intellect. I'm not that smart. I want to make people laugh and cry.

Audiences like me doing action and comedy. I am a jovial person and have been so from childhood. I like to laugh my way through my work, and that attitude reflects in my roles. Even women hate me doing rona-dhona roles. So I don't do emotional films.

That's what makes it hard to come here and do this and see all these guys and reminisce and laugh and have a good time the way that we did all season long. Because I know I'm not going to be able to see these guys for a while.

You see, that?s funny. You can't help but laugh but when you think about it it says its mean.

You might not think it to read the coverage in the British media, but this woman is some kind of hero in the poorest regions of the world. People in the Foreign Office used to laugh at the international development department. Now its work is seen as integral to British international standing.

You might not believe it but he does laugh every now and again.

You might laugh when I say this, but I guess it's like your wife having a newborn. You hold it in your hands for the first time and get that exciting feeling to be a father. It's just exciting for us to continue to keep this run going. It can't be any better than this.

This is a show without a laugh track. The rhythm's different. It's not the hard jokes that you write in a sitcom. It's a different style of writing and execution and performance and everything.

This is a show without a laugh track, ... The rhythm's different. It's not the hard jokes that you write in a sitcom. It's a different style of writing and execution and performance and everything.

This is an evolving kind of situation, and what might have been appropriate a week ago might not be appropriate this week. Having Ellen DeGeneres as the host, who is from New Orleans, sets the tone right away that there will be a balance. One of the first things Ellen said to me after Katrina hit was that we still need to make people laugh without forgetting about what's going on and not in any way taking away from its meaning.

This is about accepting or refusing the principle that it is possible to laugh at, or even just criticize, a mentality, a religion, a way of understanding spirituality.

They took a story that was going to be laugh lines for late-night comedians and turned it into a front-page story. There was something in their attitude there that I think is going to have a lingering effect, about how a certain arrogance seemed to have crept into the White House complex.

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Sinners are much more fun...

A lot of people didn't expect too much from us after that. You've just got to laugh at how far we've come now.

A lot of times, we'll be promoting a big event and someone on my staff gets nervous and I just laugh at them. Nothing -- trust me, there is no way -- that anything will ever be as tough as that. Everything has been easy since that one.

They have been great and they really added a lot to the show and they were just as you would hope they would be, incisive and decisive and clear, ... Charles is just a great master of the one-liner and made us laugh all the time and Alexis was unbelievably wonderful to all the candidates and they just appreciated her candor and niceness.

They're all fab and they tell me when I'm acting up and laugh at me as much as possible, which is important.

It's just going to be a fun time. Comedy really allows you to take your mind off homework and stress. I want everyone to come and laugh and have a good time for a few hours Saturday night.

It's kind of cathartic to laugh about the city's plight.

It's a big part of her lifestyle - her sexuality and seeking that sexual life with Tommy, ... I look forward to it. It's stuff I've never done before. I've never played a sexpot before. It's kind of fun to engage in that kind of story line. Literally, all Denis and I do during those sex scenes is laugh our a- off.

It was only stares and swearwords really, nothing serious. I just laugh about it because they can hardly speak proper English.

It was one that made me laugh out loud.

It was good for a laugh back then, I guess,

It was probably the worst dance move I've ever seen in my life. Coach has no rhythm. We laugh every time.

It was really on fire by now, and those guys just left me in the car burning. We can laugh about it now, but I couldn't see anything.

It's a warm-hearted, amusing and sometimes very touching, play. I think the audience will laugh and be moved. And they will thoroughly enjoy the singing.

I took the role because it's rare to read a script that makes me laugh and cry, and it spoke to my own religious feelings, as well as giving me a chance to draw on my experience as a parent. Accepting it was a no-brainer.

It's a hunting accident, it happens, and he lucked out that the guy didn't get killed. Everyone has had their little laugh about it and played their talk show jokes, but that's it. Drop it.

It is true that I am not one of those who laugh at utopias. The utopia of today can become the reality of tomorrow. Utopias are conceived by optimistic logic which regards constant social and political progress as the ultimate goal of human endeavor; pessimism would plunge a hopeless mankind into a fresh cataclysm.

It's not proper to give someone a script and say, 'Listen, I'm going to give you a script but this means an awful lot to me because it's about my father and mother ... ' The person who reads the script -- they don't give a s--- about that, ... What does he care? What does an actor care about when he reads a script? He cares about whether he can score or not. He cares about whether or not the audience is going to identify with him or whether they're going to laugh or be compelled by the story. The reason I said yes is because I enjoyed it.

Football is a tough, demanding game. If you can't laugh a little, it can really wear on you. If I didn't laugh, I'd cry. You've got to be able to enjoy what you're doing. Whenever you can find a moment to lighten up a little, it's good. Our players are understanding how to do that.

It?s not to say we don?t understand the seriousness of our situation, but sometimes you have to laugh in order not to cry. Mardi Gras is group therapy for us.

It's like any divorce. If you see your ex-wife at the grocery store, either she's going to throw a bunch of eggs at you, or you're going to have a genuinely enjoyable conversation. To be able to see those guys and laugh with them and reminisce a little bit was good for my soul.

It just doesn't make sense. The feeling is that America needs to laugh now more than ever.

It's hard to sometimes remember we're here to have a good time. Jack Lemmon was the best at that. I played with Lem and he'd have an 8 but he'd still smile and laugh with the fans. He had fun even though he never made the cut. He knew that's what he was here for.

It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something. - (Deep Thoughts) Saturday Night Live

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.

Everybody at Metro was in my gag department, including Irving Thalberg. They'd laugh their heads off at dialogue written by all your new writers. They were joke-happy. They didn't look for action; they were looking for funny things to say.

That red hair of hers was a warning signal. To this day I laugh at how she beat those boys.

It's much easier to make people cry than to make them laugh

It's something fun to laugh about. Hopefully, I'm not that hard to handle. But I guess it's a good thing. If it's hard for them to catch it, it's probably hard for them to hit it. So I'll take it.

It's something everybody gets angry about, but you have to laugh about it, because we're all going through it,

That is the best - to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny

That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.

That is the best - to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.

Tax Day and National Humor Month are both in April. Coincidence? I think not. People deserve a good laugh when they've finished their taxes, and movies are a great way for taxpayers to take a break after crunching numbers.

Strong people make as many and as ghastly mistakes as weak people. The difference is that strong people admit them, laugh at them, learn from them. That is how they become strong.

It's an extraordinarily funny and wonderful screenplay. It makes you laugh from the first page.

It literally disintegrated around them. There was hardly anything left. Most people who go through something like that, it traumatizes them for life. He just had the ability to laugh stuff off.

(It's) intended as a piece of political satire, no more no less, and I hope that it will make people laugh and dance, and then think a little, that's all.

It was literally a situation where you felt the most unbridled glory and the most excruciating emotional agony. What's the line -- laugh all your laughter, cry all your tears? And revel in the glory of it all,

I've had critics. But I love critics. I use them to my advantage. I laugh at them because no one knows my heart.

I've got to admit, it's one of the most fun parts of my job. We laugh our butts off when we do them. They are over-the-top, but the reader knows they're hyperbolic.

I've got to admit, it's one of the most fun parts of my job, ... We laugh our butts off when we do them. They are over-the-top, but the reader knows they're hyperbolic.

Not a day went by when he didn't make me laugh or give me some great advice.

It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. We still laugh about it and re-enact it. Drew can do a heck of an impersonation of the pheasant. I'm convinced the bird was just playing with them. I think he knew those two kids were never going to catch him.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

I want to learn to laugh and smile more. My acting has always been about doing things that I can grow from, that say something, or should be heard.

I want to do movies that mean something, that make people laugh and cry -- great movies, period-piece movies -- and work with the best people out there, who bring the best out of me,