William J. Clinton Humorous Quotations

When you get asked hundreds of questions, it's not possible to remember the answer to every one.

An innocent bureaucratic snafu

$100,000 donors buy access to Congress and the White House. We believe it's long past time to clean up Washington.

It is inconceivable that anyone could say we have tried to hide anything

For four years we've been cooperating exhaustively

I'm just trying to suppress my natural impulses and get back to work.

Nearly everyone will lie to you given the right circumstances.

The most ethical administration in the history of the Republic.

constituted a critical lapse in judgement and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely responsable

I misled people, including even my wife

I was also very concerned about protecting my family

It is time to stop personal destruction and prying into private lives

In addition I had real and serious questions about an independent counsel investigation that began with private business dealings twenty years ago

[They let] friendship with the leaders in China obscure our devotion to freedom and democracy when those kids set up in Tiananmen Square, and I think it was wrong.

We're not talking about a few rooms here with delicate personal matters involved.

I don't think the Republicans can damage my character

Character doesn't matter.

I will tell you this: I will not raise taxes on the middle-class to pay for these programs.

I take full responsability...for what we did. It was the right thing to do.

I have no intention of raising taxes

We will reduce the White House staff by 25 percent

Almost makes you want to go to jail out here, doesn't it?

I was not elected to produce a pile of vetoes.

When I was a younger man and had a life, I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had Astroturf in the back.

I am trying to be honest with you and it hurts me. Now...

I issued a number of denials to people I thought needed to hear them

I am committed to curbing the influence of money in our political system.

And I have a plan to do even better, to end welfare as we know it

They are cutting medicare

It is a $270 billion cut in medicare

It might suprise you to know I think I raised them too much, too

Indeed I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong