David Letterman Children Quotations

Bring Your Child to Work Day -- that's how we got George W. Bush.

Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.

Child labor, not a problem. Censorship, not a problem. Torture, not a problem. Chewing gum in China - oh, my God! You better not be over here chewing gum.

Theres not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesnt enjoy a tasty beverage.

The Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.