David Letterman Next Quotations

My good friend Paul Shaffer and I are going to continue in show business. Next month Paul and I will debut our new act at Caesar's Palace with our white tigers.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on FOX News.

Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.