David Letterman Last Quotations

The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag

Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.

When I was 52, I woke up after eight hours of heart surgery -- that's a big deal, ... I had my first son last year, that's a big deal. Now, I'm part of the team that won the Indianapolis 500. Those are three pretty good things to have in your life.