Emo Philips Emo Quotations

They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.

When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before, like... trees. Grass. Flowers. The sun... that was nice... the sun..

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster.

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.